Hello, my fellow Residents, this is Erbo Evans, your future Governor. I’d like to take this time to share a couple of new developments with you.
First of all, as you may have seen from my dearly trusted Campaign Manager, I will be holding a “candidate meet-and-greet” tonight as the Gin Rummy in Joie sim, to coincide with a concert by the fabulous bluesman Forsythe Whitfield. Come on out, enjoy some great music, and get to know the man who will lead Second Life into a new era of stability and prosperity.
Secondly, I have been contacted by the press, who will be sending me some interview questions tomorrow. By this, our campaign hopes to carry the message of the SLGOP to a wider audience.
Thirdly, SLGOP staff have just released our campaign’s first radio advertisement spot, which may be found here (MP3 format). DJs and radio station owners who wish to run this spot, please contact SLGOP for details.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless Second Life.
Disclaimer: This is a work of SATIRE. It’s all a bunch of BS. And that download link for the MP3 file may not be working, depending on if the server is actually accessible or not. Yeah, it pisses us off, too.